The words no mum should have to hear at 6am, or ever really, “Mummy the baby did a pooh and he is eating it!”, oh I just wanted to roll over and keep sleeping. Lucky I didn’t, as it was as bad as it sounded! My fault, I let him have some of a Wendy’s Hotdog yesterday, don’t think it sat well with him, not worth eating a second time though!
It’s nothing new, this has at one stage happened to all my kids, I guess when you have mastered using your hands and you are particularly curious you are going to stick your hands down the back of your nappy and see what’s going on at least once. Wipe a bit on the cot, get a bit on the wall to annoy Mum, but never have they eaten it, that was a first!
The room stinks, the cot stinks, my hair stinks, I’m tired, I’m over pooh! This is my cheeky pooh eater after a bath, after I have disinfected the cot, disinfected the bath, put on a load of poohey cot linen and PJs, made Vegemite toast and a Milo for his sister and blogged about it and it’s only 645am! It’s going to be a long day.
Renee
Has this ever happened to you? Or is there something wrong with my kids DNA?
Oh no! I am not looking forward to that… the other day i had a hand plant itself down there as i was cleaning an explosion and a finger must have caught some as there was a little brown streak running down his chin!
Ewww, fondue! This mummy business is mess work! R
Oh my my my yes this has happened a few times over the years between 4 children. Usually each child has only done it once due to mummys total freaked out reaction. I’m not good with poo.
I knew I couldn’t be the only one! R